the short guy pounds on the front door.  "gas company; open up!" he yells.  tall thin guy slaps the back of short guy's head; the loud clap of his hand against the bald spot echoes thru the town.  short guy shrugs in bewilderment and stomps on the tall guy's instep.  tall guy yells out.  short guy picks the lock with ease and opens the door.  he takes one step; slips, turns, and falls flat on his face on the tile floor entrance.  tall guy strides in, slips, and falls on the grounded short guy.  the cracking of bones echoes thru the house.

"look at the size of this place", the short guy says while making an almost regal gesture, opening his arm to the expanse of your home.

"guess that makes us the upper floor bandits," tall guy says eagerly.  short guy shoots him a look of disgust and elbows him below where his ribs part.  tall guy doubles over and sucks air in with a desperate gasp.