your parents pull into the driveway. the morning sun has melted the snow and the footprints of the robbers have vanished. "have fun while we were gone?" one of them asks with a knowing smile. oh no. you try to explain to them the events of last night and they just won't hear it. from here on out; spend too much time in the bathroom, the basement, or at a friend's house, and you'll hear some remark about "spending some quality time with the Upper Decker Bandits".