you open your parents' bedroom window.  the roof is up against the window.  you look at the grass below.  you make sure to not put too much pressure on the storm gutter while easing down for a soft landing.  you land on two feet, knees and legs absorbing the impact harmlessly.

the back yard shed's door is closed but the padlock is off.  you run to the back shed, picking up a huge red gas jug and a long stick type lighter.  you take the tip off the cap and go to pour.  nothing.  you unscrew the plastic base and take the whole nozzle off to pour a ring of gasoline around the house and its vinyl sided outside walls.

the trigger won't pull itself.  let's end this.