the short guy pounds on the front door.  "gas company; open up!" he yells.  tall thin guy slaps the back of short guy's head; the loud clap of open hand against bald spot echoes thru town.  short guy shrugs in bewilderment and stomps on the tall guy's instep.  tall guy yells out.  short guy picks the lock with ease and opens the door.  he waddles thru the front door. &bsp;the tall guy rushes to follow him.  the tall guy's head hits the top of the doorway with a loud crack.  he doubles over in pain.  "that makes both of us," the short guy shouts, cracking the tall guy on the back of his head with an open hand.

"look at the size of this place", the short guy says while making an almost regal gesture, opening his arm to the expanse of your home.

"guess that makes us the upper floor bandits," tall guy says eagerly.  short guy shoots him a look of disgust and elbows him below where his ribs part.  tall guy doubles over and sucks air in with a desperate gasp.